I have had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of a duck hunter named Ralphy. Two weeks after our Kansas trip, Ralphy was not to be out done. He rounded up his posse and decided to head to Missouri. There are several hot spots in the great state of Missouri, not the least of which includes the Missouri and Mississippi Rivers. Grand Pass is a famous wildlife area and one of their target locations.
Ralphy decided he was going, so he got his truck tuned up two days before their scheduled departure. It wasn't running right. The truck was once a nice dual cab Ford 250 diesel. Now its a 2005 truck he uses to plow snow and spread salt in the winter. Mike and Ralphy were riding back from the Ford garage, and Mike noticed that the front end was shaking pretty badly. Mike suggested that the truck, although fairly reliable, was rusted out and did have 260,000 miles on it. Ralphy admitted he didn't know when he had the front end aligned and agreed to let Mike pull his boat. The other Mike on the trip planned tp pull his boat and followed them.
The next day Ralphy showed up in Mike's driveway pulling his boat loaded down with decoys and equipment to the point that it would remind one of a scene out of the "Beverly Hillbilly's". Mike with a look of astonishment said, "Well it looks like you got everything!". Ralphy proudly said, "Yep! I even dug around in my garage and found some pintail decoys." "How did you have time to put lines on them?", the obvious question. Ralphy, "I didn't. I just threw some weights in the bag and brought a roll of kite string that I found in my basement." Mike was ignoring that comment as he looked over the boat and trailer. He didn't remember Ralphy's trailer being so rusted out. Oh well, it was only 5 years old and Ohio road salt is hard on steel trailers.
Well the party met at Mikes and headed down the road. The guys were talking about how inexpensive their licenses were for being out of state. Ralphy announced that he hadn't done that yet so they would have to wait for him to stop in town and pick up a license. However, he did buy a new Mossberg 835 for the trip. "Oh? How does it shoot?", came a question from the back seat. "Oh, I haven't shot it yet!" The group began to see a trend developing about Ralphy's lack of preparation.
The anticipation of how well they would do on their hunt began to build only two hours down the road when suddenly a trailer tire blew out. So Mike pulled off the road, looked it over and said, "Hey Ralphy, where is your spare tire?" "Oh, I usually don't carry one. That is a wasted expense. We can go to a Walmart and buy a new one." So they did. They unhitched the boat, went to a local Walmart and bought s new tire. They were back on the road in just one hour.
The group had forgotten their misfortune when suddenly the trailer went crazy again. Only two hours after the blown tire, a bearing goes out on the trailer. The guys unhitched the boat and headed to a nearby Walmart. On the way, the other Mike said, "When was the last time you changed the bearings in your trailer?" I don't know, was the answer they all was feared, and heard. As it turned out, the Walmart had bearings! However, when they returned to the boat, they discovered that the only bearings they had were the wrong size. Well the group decided to sleep in the car and wait until the Advanced Auto opened in the morning. The other Mike decided to drive on. Bright and early at 7:00 AM the store opened, Ralphy bought some bearings, and by 8:00 the trip was underway!
Believe it or not, the group traveled one hour down the road and the other tire blew out! By this time the duck posse was ready to become a lynch mob! Luckily, just on the other side of Indianapolis there was another Walmart and they were able to replace the tire. You are not going to believe this, but the same tire they just replaced blew out 30 minutes down the road! "What the heck is going on!", Ralphy was beside himself. As it turns out, the fender well was coming loose from the frame and it rubbed the tire clear through! The boys now had to back track to the same Walmart and buy another tire. Ralphy had a plan. To prevent the tire from rubbing on the wheel well, he bought a smaller tire for that side! As Ralphy was changing the tire, again, Mike pointed out, "This tire probably couldn't rub on the wheel well unless it was wobbling. Did you replace the bearings on this side when you replaced the other ones?" "No, I didn't want to replace good bearings. I only bought bearings for one wheel."
In disbelief, the group headed down the road, again! They left home 24 hours ago, and essentially were 6 hours from home. They had a pretty good run going as they made it all the way to St Louis before the other bearings went out. They were able to get bearings and replace them without too much loss of time. When they finally reached their destination they were worn out. They caught up with Mike and spent the night in a motel.
The next day Mike had a spot picked out to hunt, so off they went for the boat ramp. I don't know what they were thinking, but after all that had transpired, I would be wondering what could go wrong next?! They backed Ralphy's boat down into the water, and what do you think happened? You guessed it! It wouldn't start! The bottom line is he had been having trouble with it so he had a friend of a friend look it three days before they left. He thought it was fixed. Instead of fixed, he had to have Mike tow him everywhere he went.
The good news is the six guys did shoot 41 ducks in three days. They did have fum and they had some success. Let's face it, breakdowns do happen. I have been broken down on the side of the road towing a boat before. It is no fun! I also have had boat motor trouble before, more than once, and it is not recommended! Some things, however, are preventable. Regular maintenance is important, and checking tires, bearings, motor efficiency, decoys, weapons and automobile maintenance before a trip is critical to having an enjoyable time. You can get things repaired that break down on the road, but as the Scout Motto says, ""Be Prepared"! It makes a trip so much more enjoyable and relaxing.